What a wonderful way to start the day!
Gus wants to tell you his Tale About A Tail.
Mom and I were doing outside stuff all afternoon. We had a good time. Splitting wood and checking the sheeps and feeding everyone and filling water tanks. I was pretty excited still when we were ready to come in the house. I
tried to get through the door first was right behind Mom. All of a sudden I was attacked. ATTACKED! In my own doorway. The monster had my tail crushed between it's jaws. It was going to bite it off! And it wouldn't let me go! It really hurt and I was, um, scared. I um, well, peed on the porch. Mom rescued me though. And wasn't even mad about puddles on the porch. I had to have 4 cookies, had to sit on Mom's lap for a long time, and had to have a good hide nap in my crate. Mom says it was the door and that it bit me 'cus I was being pushy about getting inside. But I know. It was probably the Bombable snow man. I've heard about them. They eat dogs. 'Specially Border Collies.
Just thinking about it makes me need another nice nap.