"What llama? I don't see any llama."
"Forget it fatso. She sees us. Now what are we going to do? Hummmm? She'll think we like each other."
"Don't get any wild ideas, lady. I'm just being a good guy and letting that hairy, banana eared Rosie share my grass".
Later, back at the ranch, sort of, what do I see?
"Dude, she's caught us again! "
"Okay, guy. Here's the plan. From where she's at, it'll look like I'm checking your pulse. maybe. You just fall over on your side, and I'll leap up and make like I'm looking for your attacker."
" Hey Lady! Boy, and I ever glad to see you! Horse fainted and I was just going to come and get you. Hrummmm. I thought if he needed mouth to mouth or something...."
Sure Rosie. You could give him mouth to mouth. You didn't need to get me.
" Gag! Not even! Look at her. She has GREEN lips. GREEN!!"
"I think I'm going to pass out for sure now!"
He's right, Banana Ears. You have green lips.
"Don't be silly. Just look into my eyes.."
Sure, Rosie. Now look what you've done! You've embarrassed Horse. !
Hey, Rosie. Do you remember that Friday is hair cut day?