Enemies

I'm thinking that these two will never learn to get along.

"What llama?  I don't see any llama."

"Forget it fatso.  She sees us.  Now what are we going to do?  Hummmm?  She'll think we like each other."

"Don't get any wild ideas, lady.  I'm just being a good guy and letting that hairy, banana eared Rosie share my grass".

Sure. Right.  What ever you say, Robert.

Later, back at the ranch, sort of,  what do I see?

"Dude, she's caught us again! "

Yup!  Catching a few afternoon rays --together.  Pretty together for a pair that can't stand each other.

"Okay, guy.  Here's the plan.  From where she's at, it'll look like I'm checking your pulse. maybe.  You just fall over on your side, and I'll leap up and make like I'm looking for your attacker."

" Hey Lady!  Boy, and I ever glad to see you!  Horse fainted  and I was just going to come and get you.  Hrummmm.  I thought if he needed mouth to mouth or something...."

Sure Rosie.  You could give him mouth to mouth.  You didn't need to get me.

" Gag!  Not even!  Look at her.  She has GREEN  lips.  GREEN!!"

"I think I'm going to pass out for sure now!"

He's right, Banana Ears.  You have green lips.

"Don't be silly.  Just look into my eyes.."

Sure, Rosie.  Now look what you've done!  You've embarrassed Horse. !  

Hey, Rosie.  Do you remember that Friday is hair cut day?